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#1 Scott

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 12:59

Seeing as it's the 14th, I figured we should have a little poetry thread ;)

 

 

Share your best Valentines poem here...

 

 

I'll start with a few...

 

Roses are Red,

Man United are too.

I bet half their fans,

have converted to blue.

 

Roses come in a variety of colours .
The colour of violets is self-explanatory.
Why does nobody love me?
Is it my unrelenting pedantry?

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a knife - Get in the van.

 

Roses are red

Yes I know they are nice

But I've bought you carnations

Which are half the price.

 

OK, your turn!


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#2 Paul_likes_the_ocean

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 13:01

Roses are red,
ADHD is purple,
Storm trooper,
Bacon


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#3 Paul_likes_the_ocean

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 13:44

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've just got back from the STI clinic,

You should go too.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I hate you, wish we'd never met and you'll be hearing from my divorce lawyer in a few days.


Edited by Paul_likes_the_ocean, 14 February 2014 - 13:45.

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#4 Scott

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 13:48

Roses are red
Violets are Violet not blue
I'll finish this later

I'm off for a poo


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#5 Lyndsey

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 13:48

I came across this on Facebook earlier...

 

Roses are red,

Violets are red,

Grass is red,

I've had a horrible accident with the strimmer...

 

Then just received this off my boss...

 

:O


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#6 Paul_likes_the_ocean

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 13:50

Roses are red,

But blow jobs are fantastic.

Just sayin'


Roses are grey,

Violets are grey,

In fact everything is grey.

It's shit being a dog sometimes.


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#7 Scott

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 14:03

I came across this on Facebook earlier...

 

Roses are red,

Violets are red,

Grass is red,

I've had a horrible accident with the strimmer...

 

Then just received this off my boss...

 

:O

 

Ha! Your boss is awesome

 

And lulz at the Roses are red...


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#8 Notbanksys Copy Shoppe

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 15:23

Roses are red

Violets are violet

Capitalism, like all systems of governance and control

is destined to fail.


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Posted 14 February 2014 - 15:30

Then just received this off my boss...

 

:O

 

 

Now this seems like a man (woman?) who is more than au fait with the boundaries of office etiquette.

 

I bet it didn't make you feel uncomfortable at all.


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#10 MikeChipshop

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 07:38

I came across this on Facebook earlier...

 

Roses are red,

Violets are red,

Grass is red,

I've had a horrible accident with the strimmer...

 

Then just received this off my boss...

 

:O

 

 

Wait, you're supposed to keep the balls out?!! 

 

 

 

:O  :ninja:


Violets are violet

 

Damn copywriters


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#11 rob

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 09:10

Roses are red

Bacon is red

Poems are hard

Bacon


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#12 Lyndsey

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:04

My boss is awesome (it's a he), but yes, a little uncomfortable :P


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#13 lovewebdesign

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 07:04

below is mine:

 

Roes are red.

Face is yellow

Hair is black

Girlfriend is dead...


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#14 CraigP

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Posted 04 June 2014 - 08:49

below is mine:   Roes are red. Face is yellow Hair is black Girlfriend is dead...

Wow 


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#15 Notbanksys Copy Shoppe

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Posted 04 June 2014 - 09:31

Wow 

Should we call interpol at this point?


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#16 CraigP

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Posted 04 June 2014 - 09:52

Should we call interpol at this point?

I do believe someone should be called 


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#17 Paul_likes_the_ocean

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 05:50

I do believe someone should be called 

Ghostbusters?


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#18 Gibson

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 18:02

I think we should call Dr. Charlie Chuck.

 


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#19 Paul_likes_the_ocean

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 20:06

or Rolf Harris.............sorry, too soon?


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#20 CraigP

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 07:41

Rolf Harris.............sorry, too soon?

 

Not soon enough 


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