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#1 Paul_likes_the_ocean

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 07:57

I got sent this via email and usually don't bother, but this struck me as funny. Ignore the formatting, nothing against the lovely font you guys chose for the site, but I can't be arsed re-typing the whole thing...
 

One day, in the Biblical world, long after the great flood waters had died down, God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark".

Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want, after all - you're the guv'.

"But " God interrupts, "there's a catch. This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, . . I want 20 decks one on top of the other". "20 DECKS!", screams Noah, and after a while continues,

"Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"Yep, that's right, well . .. sort of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers. "Fish?", queries Noah
"Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want Koi carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Koi Carp!
"Noah looks to the skies. "OK... God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?"

"Check",

"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?".

"Check".

"And you want it full of Carp?"

"Check"

"Excuse me, me old mucker do you mind if I ask why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly getting increasingly worried about either the sanity of God or his own hearing..

"Dunno", says God.................................................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


"I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".


Edited by MikeChipshop, 26 February 2014 - 08:29.
I fixed the formatting. There's a button on the tool bar that removes formatting, you doughnut! - MC

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#2 CraigP

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 08:35

absolutely terrible 

haha


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#3 Notbanksys Copy Shoppe

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 09:06

Worst joke ever :D


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Posted 26 February 2014 - 11:20

my-puns-arent-just-bad-theyre-tearable.g


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#5 Scott

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 17:53

Oh. Dear. God


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#6 Gibson

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 18:25

 Ignore the formatting, nothing against the lovely font you guys chose for the site, but I can't be arsed re-typing the whole thing... 

 

 

You were damn lucky Mike got there before me, sonny fellow m'lad.


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#7 Paul_likes_the_ocean

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 19:21

You were damn lucky Mike got there before me, sonny fellow m'lad.

but but but but SORRRYYYYYY


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