A 5 year old girl is taken to school daily by her grandfather.
One day he had a bad cold and her grandma took her.
That night she told her parents that the ride to school with grandma was very different!
"What made it different?" asked her parents.
She replied "Gran & I didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, dickhead, prick, raghead, twat, or wanker anywhere on the way to school today!"